Yeah, this is for anyone who suspects the football in Friday Night
Lights is... well, it is kinda crazy, but exaggerated? Not
as much as you might hope.

Tough
Guys: Full pads, full contact, no slackers allowedSpring Branch is my old stompin' grounds, literally, I grew up in that ( Read more... )

Democrats, that is. Right here in my fair state. The
gentleman running for comptroller can't tell the difference between
romance novels and porn, and Making Light has a breakdown on the whole
mess.

I... fuck. Best
comment I've seen and pretty much my thoughts exactly on current Texas
politics, full stop.

As an artist, a mother, and a citizen of ( Read more... )

For the second time in three days, CNN featured a segment on the potential coming of the Apocalypse, as indicated by current conflicts in the Middle East.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Note the reference to the bog psalms and Psalm 83? Despite the National Museum of Ireland clarifying which passage the book was actually open to (more details from National ( Read more... )

Pentagon
to omit Geneva ban from new army manual

Critics and supporters of President George W. Bush have debated ( Read more... )

Proposal
to Implant Tracking Chips in Immigrants

I can't even deal with this right now. Can't. Even deal.

"Come to our country to work. We'll pay you shit wages; classify you
out of overtime pay, workplace protection, and medical benefits; make
you go home when your employers decide they're done with you; and oh
yeah, tag you like cattle."

Tom DeLay is upset by the new film The Big Buy: Tom DeLay's Stolen
Congress... well, you can hardly blame him for that. You should
see my five-year-old's face crumple when he gets caught at something.
Anyway, Tom is turning to a somewhat unusual source for support: Stephen
ColbertI... *falls out of chair snickering* That's too beautiful for words ( Read more... )

Now
the New York Post has picked it up.

As pointed out here:

They made it up. Taheri and The Post ran a provably false report ( Read more... )

Bush dispatches
the National Guard to defend the border with Reality

"We are a nation of laws," Bush declared, although it was unclear ( Read more... )

Federal
Source to ABC News: We Know Who You're Calling

Oh sorry, as long as you're not a terrorist or a reporter who
writes stories the administration doesn't like, you have nothing
to fear.

Gee, I know I'll sleep better tonight.

I caught a blurb on TV out of the corner of my eye while I was out to
lunch and I thought... no. I read that wrong. No way. Then came the
side-by-side photo comparisons, and I had to look this shit up when I
got back to the office.

Paris
Hilton eyed for Mother Teresa role

...

DOGS and cats LIVING together, MASS HYSTERIA!

*runs screaming*